The ESPYs: Dirk Nowitzki

Godamn, he is tall!!! The Dallas Mavericks scored big on the night and their giant star NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki took out Best Male Athlete and Best NBA Player. Unlike Serena Williams, Dirk knows how to dress himself. The curse of the awesome-sports-star-but-horrible-dresser is overturned...For now.

And oh, kudos on matching with your lady love Dirk!