Oh no: Jennifer Love Hewitt

I'm unfortunate enough to share the same birthday as Jennifer Love Hewitt. That is as far as the similarity between herself and I end. Once upon a time, I use to like her. She was America's sweetheart and I liked Party of Five. Now, she makes hooker movies for day-time TV addicts.

Here, this alice + olivia dress makes her look fat. And that is never a good thing.